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deletedJul 31, 2022Liked by James Lyons-Weiler
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๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

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Fer shure I appreciate the importance of your work.

Now come over here and clean the vomit off of my darling little laptop now, please. And bring toothpicks, for all the crevices.

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Free range parsley? WTH?

/pictures little bunches of parsley running amok amongst the free range chickens.

This shit's gotten beyond absurd.

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Jul 31, 2022Liked by James Lyons-Weiler

All I can say is โ€œyou firstโ€. All you pushers of this lovely new cuisine, I want you to eat this first. For real. Show me that bugs donโ€™t stick to your teeth.

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When the show on National Geographic featuring Mick Dodge showed him choosing to eat bugs, I had no issues with it. There was one episode where he went to great lengths to enjoy a fastfood burger. I also had no issues with it. I would not choose either meal but I do support food choice options. If people choose to eat this stuff, why not?

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Jul 31, 2022Liked by James Lyons-Weiler

Free Range Parsley:

A special variety thatโ€™s undergone genetic enhancement to create bipedal locomotion; capable of philandering among the neighborhood backyard gardens and spoiling the whole lot.

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Jul 31, 2022Liked by James Lyons-Weiler

"are these going to "fly" right off the shelves?"

I don't know, man... when I asked about the parasite problem in insect farms, guess the replies I got?

... crickets ...

Now, this really bugs me.

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Diaperinus ๐Ÿคฃ and free range parsley? What theโ€ฆ.

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"Free range parsley" *Running from worm burger full speed*

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Do you think they serve this at the WEF meeting in Davos???

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๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

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This is a colossal IQ test that a large portion of humanity is likely to fail. If we fail, they wonโ€™t rest until we accept Soylent green. There is already an increased chatter about cannibalism.

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Jul 31, 2022Liked by James Lyons-Weiler

I see a hunger strike in my future when Iโ€™m thrown in prison for the crime of raising actual livestock and poultry for my family. I mean, prison would be bad enough but insect gruel will be the final straw! By the way, did you know Canadian taxpayers just pitched in $8 million for a bug farm venture?

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Jul 31, 2022Liked by James Lyons-Weiler

F that noise.

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