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Maybe science should just step away for a few months this offseason and see how it feels.

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I needed this laugh. You win for this headline!

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This is brilliant. Please fix the typo in the headline.

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I thought so too, but to be 'in retirement' may be used so I refrained...

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He thinks this will save him. As Bannon said this morning, Fraudci needs time to meet with his lawyers. Can hardly wait for Nuremberg 2.0.

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I pray that is the case!

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LOLOLOLOLOL - but I do believe you meant to key 'IS retiring', Jamie ;)

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Not that anything Science has predicted lately has been accurate. Ie. Masks work, Paxlovid works, remdesivier saves lives, C-19 death shots make C19 a dead end in it's [living] recipients, etc. But perhaps we can use this predicted resignation at the end of the year that the Science predicts a Red Wave is coming and he needs to get on a fast plane to Shanghai before those committee hearings. Just saying.

https://youtu.be/GfJOh25Enco

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Good riddance

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Come December, Science will truly be settled.

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Is Fauci going to be buried in a national cemetary someday?

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Any like old school punk? Well here's a song about Fauci: https://youtu.be/iqnCeTWcL2E

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it is all over the web, but yours gets the crown. Dispite this person being a mass murder I had to laugh

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LOL. Your headline! You made my laugh out loud. But it's true, because based on what he said, The Science is retiring. What ever will we do?

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That's my kind of comedy, right there. Thanks for the smile and chuckle!

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Why does he feel the need to repeatedly announce his retirement plans? Oh, yeah. Because he has such an overinflated sense of self-importance. Get lost, asshole. We don’t care.

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Science itself may be aiming for a chairman of the worldwide disaster leadership at WHO rather than simply the CDC?

Speaking of which, as a rather abstract meandering for those who are inclined, this post has a bit of find-the-Fauci:

https://medquotes.substack.com/p/not-new-spike-guillain-barre-heat

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I'm Maurine "libby" "Lefto and I never believed a thing Fauci said. I've been anti-vaccine for 22 years. It's sad that so many Dems have followed him and Pharma for whatever reasons they have, but besides medical freedom seeming to be much more a Republican thing, I remain in every other issue a libby lefto.

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Me too!! (nearly)

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which begs the question-How the hell does one vote?

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The left does not care about freedom at all. They want control of every aspect of our lives.

There is nothing appealing to the false promises of the left.

I'm a registered Independent and therefore waste my votes on people who have character and no chance of winning.

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I'm going to disagree with you 100%. However it is true that the WHO and the WEF want to control every aspect of our lives. Both sides of the aisle have faults, but it depends on what freedoms you are talking about in the U.S. May you be blessed with a fabulous taco dinner tonight.(that you don't have to cook).

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100% disagreement is pretty intense. The left is the side pushing vaccine mandates to the point of unemployment. The left says, "homeschool if you don't follow CDC vaccine schedule (California)."

Anyway, we had cauliflower mac and chesse tonight and it was awful. Tacos are on the menu for Friday, and I've already marinated the chicken. It will be divine. Would you like the recipe for garlic lime chicken tacos?

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I totally agree(99.9%) on your comment, which I believe I pointed out in my comment. However, there are other issues which lead me to prefer the Dems.like RvW, climate change, the immigrant issue(especially for all the asylum seekers) dangerous fracking, being allowed to say the word "Gay" in Florida, requesting university students report their political affiliation in Florida, not rooting for the actions of Jan 6th etc. Your tacos sound delicious.

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I can vote for any party in the general election no matter what I am registered as.

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Everyone can vote for anyone no matter how they are registered.

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We can do more than vote.

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What amazes me is how many drank the Kool-aid.He must be a master manipulator. Hopefully one day I can pee on his grave.

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