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Maybe science should just step away for a few months this offseason and see how it feels.

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I needed this laugh. You win for this headline!

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This is brilliant. Please fix the typo in the headline.

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He thinks this will save him. As Bannon said this morning, Fraudci needs time to meet with his lawyers. Can hardly wait for Nuremberg 2.0.

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LOLOLOLOLOL - but I do believe you meant to key 'IS retiring', Jamie ;)

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Not that anything Science has predicted lately has been accurate. Ie. Masks work, Paxlovid works, remdesivier saves lives, C-19 death shots make C19 a dead end in it's [living] recipients, etc. But perhaps we can use this predicted resignation at the end of the year that the Science predicts a Red Wave is coming and he needs to get on a fast plane to Shanghai before those committee hearings. Just saying.

https://youtu.be/GfJOh25Enco

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Good riddance

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Come December, Science will truly be settled.

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Any like old school punk? Well here's a song about Fauci: https://youtu.be/iqnCeTWcL2E

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it is all over the web, but yours gets the crown. Dispite this person being a mass murder I had to laugh

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LOL. Your headline! You made my laugh out loud. But it's true, because based on what he said, The Science is retiring. What ever will we do?

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That's my kind of comedy, right there. Thanks for the smile and chuckle!

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Why does he feel the need to repeatedly announce his retirement plans? Oh, yeah. Because he has such an overinflated sense of self-importance. Get lost, asshole. We don’t care.

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Science itself may be aiming for a chairman of the worldwide disaster leadership at WHO rather than simply the CDC?

Speaking of which, as a rather abstract meandering for those who are inclined, this post has a bit of find-the-Fauci:

https://medquotes.substack.com/p/not-new-spike-guillain-barre-heat

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I'm Maurine "libby" "Lefto and I never believed a thing Fauci said. I've been anti-vaccine for 22 years. It's sad that so many Dems have followed him and Pharma for whatever reasons they have, but besides medical freedom seeming to be much more a Republican thing, I remain in every other issue a libby lefto.

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What amazes me is how many drank the Kool-aid.He must be a master manipulator. Hopefully one day I can pee on his grave.

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