Science is Retiring in December.
Scientists around the world are scrambling to figure out what to do with their lives, since Science itself will be retiring in December, 2022
Science, who has been running the NIAID and who has been serving on President Biden’s COVID-19 task force, has announced (for the second time) that it will be resigning and moving on to new ventures.
Since Science will be retiring, millions of Scientists around the world are now scrambling to figure how they will be making a living.
Some have speculated (against decree) that it’s really just Dr. Anthony Fauci retiring, not Science itself. Others are baffled by such claims, and believe this is just misinformation.
To make matters worse, mainstream media have used the term “Dr. Anthony Fauci” in a manner inconsistent with him being Science incarnate - leaving the public puzzled.
“I thought Fauci WAS science, I mean, that’s what he CLAIMED was true. I’ve believed everything he’s ever said”, said, Joey “Libbey” Lefto. Joey reported he’s managed to have six vaccines by crossing state lines and lying about his vaccination status at various 7-11’s. Joey had to write his answer on notepad because he had three masks on, goggles, and insisted that we interview him from inside the safety of his car, with his windows closed, while we stood ten feet away.
Later, once seated safely in a restaurant, sitting face-to-face with Joey, we could confirm the accuracy of his quote.
We contacted Science, but Science refused comments.
Maybe science should just step away for a few months this offseason and see how it feels.
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